Thursday, September 11, 2008

Palestinian Speech

Not sure if this really occurred, but its funny nonetheless..

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Palestine began:

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.

When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted,

'What are you talking about? The Israeli weren't there then.'

The Palestinian representative smiled and said

'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moses never entered the Land of Israel. It can't be true.

Anonymous said...

And there are no such things as "Palestinians".

Ash said...

I think you may have that story backwards, because I have heard that story told with the nationalities reversed.

In fact, I'm sure that you have it backwards because "Jews" (e.g. Israelis) were around in the time of Moses and Palestinians were not.

Anonymous said...

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and ahhh ash fuck you you know nothing about mosses you bitch !!!!

and you there were palestinians before your whole generation.


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Anonymous said...

There never were "Palestinians" and there never will be "Palestinians".

Assif,

What kind of number is that? In what country?

Definitely not in "Palestine", which doesn't exist.

Allah only wants Israel to exist. That's why the entire Arab world fails to destroy the nation in its land.

Sharmuta.

Anonymous said...

I m sorry but Moses was Israeli right? So the story is false for sure...

the truth. said...

TO YOUSIF:

firstly, palestine was owned by the turks for aboout 200 years or so, then by the british... before then, everyone was viewed as a palestinain. including JEWS.
secondly, the so called "palestinians" never owned palestine then. the name palestine was given by the turks and had nothing to do with any palestinian today. so now present day Israel, was given out to the jews way after the automan and british empire had taken over, about 400+ years?

so, the new called palestinians never owned israel, and started nagging after getting 3/4ths of the land btw, right when it was named as a state for the jews.

and as for your rude foul language, shows how civilized you are.
good way to support your people.

the truth. said...

also, forgot to mention, if you believe in the ghoron it has the same story line.
moses never entered israel
get your facts straight
thanks :)

the truth. said...

oh and p.s. that story was so manipulated.
israelis werent there because we hadnt foughten for our land back then...
smarty pants.

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Palestinian Speech at the UN.

Not sure if this really occurred, but its funny nonetheless..

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Palestine began:

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.

When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted,

'What are you talking about? The Israeli weren't there then.'

The Palestinian representative smiled and said

'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
________________________________

MY SUGGESTION TO THE ISRAELIS IS THAT MOSES LEAD PEOPLE TO THE PROMISED LAND FROM EGYPT?

Y DONT YOU GO BACK TO EGYPT AND SEETLE THERE?

WHY DONT THEY JUST FORGET THAT THE PROMISED LAND WHICH HAS BEEN IN DISPUTE KILLING OVER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS PEOPLE IS NOT THIERS?

ITS THEM (ISERAELIS) THE ROOTS OF THE ACTUAL PROMBLEM.
SAY THANKS TO THE AMERICANS FOR THEIR DEMOCRACY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AS IT IS KILLING MILLIONS.

AND WHERE IS AMERICA NOW?
WHEN IT COMES TO MUSLIMS, AMERICA DOES NOT BOTHER AT ALL?

ITS AN AMERICAN DREAM TO MAKE A NEW WORLD ORDER OF ITS OWN SO THAT IT MAKE US ITS PUUPET AND WE SHALL DANCE ON ITS TUNE?

ISRAELIS FACE THE FACT YOU DONT BELONG IN THE MIDDLE EAST, YOU ARE A MINORITY GROUP!
GET OUT AND FIND YOUR OWN COUNTRY!

BRINGING THE U.N INTO THIS, THE U.N IS ALSO A PUPPET OF THE AMERICANS.

ARAB NEIGHBOURS ARE JUST SITTING DOWN WITH THEIR HANDS TIED BY THE AMERICAN AS ALL THEIR INVESTMENTS ARE BASED IN AMERICA.

I REQUEST TO ALL YOU ARABS READING THIS, PLEASE SUPPORT OUR FELLOW BROTHERS IN ISLAM WHO ARE BEING BULLIED IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY.
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Anonymous said...

The people that were around then are still the same people who are there now and they tended to look like Palestinians cause the are the Phillisitines that wee there in the time of Jesus...The real Jews were black people...why do you think they were endlaved...they tended to look like Ethiopians...The people controlling Isreal right now are white people from the Caucas region in Russia and Americans and their descendants. Again if I'm not mistaken most Jews left Israel when they rejected Jesus...at least these dirty arbas believe Jesus was a prophet from immaculate conception.

Immortal said...

The Saudi King's family were former converts from Judaism...why do you think the West made deals with them...why do you think oil is sold in US dollars...modern day imperialism...come one get smart...we the general populace have been duped by the elite to occupy our minds with stupidness...it called the Hagalean dialectic where you pit to agiants each other..why do you think Isreal created Hamas...to keep conflict within the Palestininas themshelves...the same way when Hamas becomes legit which will happen Israel will simpy secretly fund another ornaizations to keep the conflict going..come on but hten again most people of these blogs are dumb and uneducated about history...and that BS about Zionism was created to prevent another holocaust is BS cuase they were around from before that and Zionist worked with Hitler before that half jew nazi went phsycho...but llike I said most people on this blog would be lucky if they had double digit IQ's...

Krypton said...

Does anyone even bother to think before they type?

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid many people do not think before they type and unfortunatly so many stupid people exist. Even more unfortunatly, some of these people have too much power, like the leaders of "Israel" (the speech marks are just for effect) and the stupid fucks who think there is no such thing as a Palestinian. Palestine is a freakin word and words take many meanings, and like anything they evolve over time. Therefore; yes there are palestinians, millions of them in fact. they take pride in their identity and nationality. The word English or American was just a word before people assigned their identity to that. I could call myself a "Frigbamboola" if i wanted. And if i believed it enough and other people assigned themselves to that identity, suddenly, the word WOULD exist and there would be "Frigbabools" running about the place spreading the word. Fortunatly this isn't the case... Thank God (Who I believe doesn't exist, which doesn't stop it being a word and doesn't stop people's rights to believe in him).
If world and Israeli leaders had any sense, something magical called SHARING could occur. It would take time, but if they learned to just FUCKING GET ALONG and live together, accepting and embracing each others differences, like so many other nations do, maybe we could have a more peaceful world. Of course, Palestine plays a part in the conflict; they have too much conflict within themselves for starters, but they have obviously been treated horribly for decades building much tension.
Please please please THINK before you say stupid shit. RESEARCH your ideal before you stick to them like a stubborn prat and TRY to have a peaceful outlook. Living in a pleasent world is not too much of a utopian dream... Or would that be to boring for you angry fuckers.
ENJOY LIFE
love,
Talal
PS: I AM NOT A SMELLY HIPPY. I Just wanna get on with it... You stupid, ignorant fucks (Not you though, shiny, happy, friendly people). :D

Rainbow Warrior said...

The so-called "Jews" are called by Jesus in the Bible the "Synagouge of Satan" i.e. those who SAY they are Jews but are not they are Babylonian-talmudic followers and converts to Judaism - NOT Racial descendants of the Biblical Tribe of Judah.

Some of the wandering desert Tribes still living in the middle-east have been proven to have DNA linkage to the old testament Tribe of Judah as have the Ethiopian Jews who are descended from king Solomon of the Tribe of Judah - but the so-called "Zionists" like the Satanic Rothschild and Rockefeller families are NOT.

Jesus said by your TRADITIONS you make the Laws of God of no effect. Talmud translated to English is "Traditions of the forefathers" and by following IT they make God's Laws given to Moses (The Torah - which the Ethiopian TRUE Jews live by) of no effect.

What is more Jesus said that the flesh is worthless and the Spirit only profiteth a man.

"Judge a tree by the fruit it bares if it be good or evil"

Hitler (the anti-christ 666 of Revelation Ch 13 - who was blessed by the False-Prophet Pope as the Envoy of God, and a trained Satanist) was the the grandson of a Rothschild and that is why the "Zionists" i.e. Counterfeit-Jews used him for their plans.

Hitler is also quoted as saying that he designed his government after the example of the Jesuit order and it just so happens that there were several high-ranking Nazi offials who were also Jesuits, and the Catholic church (the "Whore of Babylon") helped thousands of the worst Nazi war criminals to America ("Operation Paper-Clip"), and FYI those Nazis went on to form the CIA, and are now in full control of America.

This is all foretold in the Book of Revelations, and you can read all about the plot here:-

http://jahtruth.net/illumin.htm

http://100777.com/node/525

http://100777.com/node/580

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* King of kings' Bible - Revelation 2:9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and [I know] the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are NOT, but [are] (Idumeans) the synagogue of Satan. http://i.am/jah/kofkad.htm

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